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Day 23: iPad, Unemployment Insurance
Day23:
I've lost my appetite since I've been sick. I lost about 5lbs so far. I also lost my sexual appetite. Tried to jerk off the other night, everything was going the way it usually does, but no pay off, no money shot. With out getting too graphic lets just say their were bullets in the chamber but my gun wasn't firing. After trying for about 20minutes I had to give up. I tried everything, pulling out every hot image in my mental spank bank, I used tube gals to watch some classic scenes that get me every time, but nothing. So I worked out my pent up frustration on Call of Duty.
Yesterday's post was about Gay cities, keeping things in the same vein, here's the iPad
Huge disappointment. As a nerd, I haven't been this let down since the Phantom Menace. No camera, no flash, no usb ports, works on AT&T(ugh), the screen isn't 4:3 so you can't watch widescreen, it's basically a huge fucking iPhone but without the phone.
So I'm on unemployment which is awesome, free money. But it's not quite free, I have to show up to this.
Awesome. I can't wait to see the people that go to this, expect pictures. So I'm working on my resume, who knows maybe they'll find me a job as a janitor somewhere. Exciting.
Appetite is back, I promise this didn't taste as gross as it looks. Pepperoni time.
I've lost my appetite since I've been sick. I lost about 5lbs so far. I also lost my sexual appetite. Tried to jerk off the other night, everything was going the way it usually does, but no pay off, no money shot. With out getting too graphic lets just say their were bullets in the chamber but my gun wasn't firing. After trying for about 20minutes I had to give up. I tried everything, pulling out every hot image in my mental spank bank, I used tube gals to watch some classic scenes that get me every time, but nothing. So I worked out my pent up frustration on Call of Duty.
Yesterday's post was about Gay cities, keeping things in the same vein, here's the iPad
Huge disappointment. As a nerd, I haven't been this let down since the Phantom Menace. No camera, no flash, no usb ports, works on AT&T(ugh), the screen isn't 4:3 so you can't watch widescreen, it's basically a huge fucking iPhone but without the phone.So I'm on unemployment which is awesome, free money. But it's not quite free, I have to show up to this.
Awesome. I can't wait to see the people that go to this, expect pictures. So I'm working on my resume, who knows maybe they'll find me a job as a janitor somewhere. Exciting.Appetite is back, I promise this didn't taste as gross as it looks. Pepperoni time.
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