3rd day , no phone

I'm actually really getting used to not having a phone. I know it's only the 3rd day and all but I'm actually being a lot more productive now.

Day 3: Filling the void

At the end of everyday I sit down to start writing this thing and I always think "shit , I've got absolutely nothing to write. My day was as boring as fuck" but sometimes I surprise myself.

For example, I didn't realize this but I sleep in my clothing a good amount of the time, sometimes more than once a week. I keep odd hours, right now it's 4:30am and I'm not tired. I might stay up straight through till tomorrow. But when I'm tired I pass out as if god just hit my off switch. And when I wake up 90% of the time I have a boner and 40% of the time I have a boner and I'm almost fully dressed, no shoes though. Also I can sleep up to 15hours at a time, like a fucking house cat. These random sleeping patterns really tend to produce strange dreams, for example last night's dream included giant giraffes and a pudgy young black gang remember whom I hugged because he was weeping.

I've been having more fun in the shower recently. And it's got nothing to do with my masturbation habits. Actually I've never been a jerkoff-in-the-shower kind of guy, despite the easy clean up. There was this one time I beat off into a friends sink, but I digress. The reason is for xmas someone bought me this Axe toiletry kit with a body scrubbing thing, conditioner, deodorant, etc. I never thought I'd use it until I ran out of shampoo one day and I was too lazy to walk down the block to get some more of whatever cheap shit I normally buy. So if you hug me and notice I smell nicer or feel softer, feel free to thank my mom for her lovely gift. Thinking about it now, she might have been trying to tell me something about my showering habits or greasy hair with this gift. Knowing her that must be it.

Speaking of Christmas gifts. One of my all time favorite gifts must be the one I received from Ms Alison Buatti. I finally got around to hanging it up in my room today. It's hideous and I can't take my eyes off it. This thing is fucking huge and awesome. I definitely feel like I should give it a name. Right now it's hanging up alongside this. This canvas print is huge, probably about 3' each side. Takes up a large part of the wall and looks ridiculous. If I didn't already have a g/f I can't imagine taking a girl back to my place and showing her this. Listen, I could give a fuck about Audrey Hepburn. I don't know much about her and I don't care to. So initially I was going to draw a big cock or some cum on her face but I'd like to save that artistic creativity for bathrooms and family portraits. Until I figure out what to do with her, she will remain untouched.

Tonight was also my date with my gf, we have weekly date nights to keep things fun and different, long term relationships can get boring if you let them get too routine, even when your bf is as crazy as me. We cooked our own pizza tonight, sooooo good.
Emily's a much better cook than me so basically I just help cut things, or handed her stuff as she needed them. She made me this awesome mocktail, part fruit punch mixed with apple juice and ginger ale.
Here's the finished results
Goddamn that pizza tasted good.
Thank you Rachel Ray, you'd be more attractive if you weren't so chunky.