Sunday, January 24, 2010

Day 18 Stupid Cough

Day 18: I think I'm getting sick, fuck

I slept from 7pm to 7am. I woke up feeling like ass. Being sick is the worst. I'm already kind of a grumpy prick to begin with, this is the icing on the asshole cake. . I'm in cold-denial at the moment. So I'm holding off on buying things like this
I'm starting off with some vegetable soup, gross
On the bright side it's not like I had anywhere I needed to be, also it's an excuse not to go out and do shit I don't want to. Speaking of something I didn't want to necessarily do, I went to my friends Dave's going away party the other night at his job. Originally I was going to bail, but I decided to go at the last minute after about an hour debate in my head. I did take something from his job that I found. Look at this huge ass picture of a couple douche bags from god-knows-where. I'm going to either paint over it or paste shit to it or burn it, or something.
I even thought of hanging it up just for the sheer randomness of it. Look at these poor people, have you ever seen smiles so fake?. It's as if the cameramen asked them to do their best impersonations of what happy people do in pictures. Caricatures of real people. She has the face of someone mid-enema.

Ok, I'm ending this here, keeping it short.There's a bunch I want to write about but this vegetable soup is really gross, feel like I could yak. I'm drinking orange juice by the gallon-full. If I do leave the house today It'll only be to cough on doorknobs.

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