Today I ventured out in the rain to hangout with my friend Terence (Tbag) today. This dude pees about once every 10 minutes, he's got the bladder of 3year old.
And he was certain people would want to come hangout today because tomorrow's Martin Luther King day. No one really came to hangout, since I'm without job everyday for me is MLK day. Tbag was kind enough to share a free porno website with me. I just looked it up on my iphone. I was telling him that I used my iphone to watch adult films and that most people do.
According to Google trends "iphone porn" has been atop their most searched phrases for years. Someone I know once told me he beat off in an airplane bathroom using his iphone, it wasn't me I swear. I get way to anxious flying to get anywhere near hard enough to jerk off, fucking hate flying. When it comes to spanking the monkey kids have it so easy nowadays with the internet and computers. No more using magazines or watching your dad's old VHS stash to choke the bishop. Shit you can use two hands now since you don't have to worry about holding the magazine steady while you're flipping pages. You should've seen the nasty 70's porno bush I was subjected to during my formative years, a real shame.
You can probably tell it's been a few days since I've been laid, it's that time of the month for the old lady. So it's not so surprising that I've got jacking-the-beanstalk on my mind. She's not into sex during her days, it doesn't matter to me at all, it'll take more than a little blood to slow me down. I'm definitely cranky.
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So, I'm at work sitting in front of the shipping computer. I decided I'd check your blog to kill some time. Little did I know clicking on the tube gal photo would redirect me to the actual site. Out of fear, I stared at my boss for any reaction just to make sure he didn't see anything.
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