It's official, I'm going through fast food withdrawal. I've been eating a lot better, sure, I've even lost about 5lbs or so but that doesn't make it any easier.
I recently decided to subscribe to Nylon guys, it was something really cheap and I was bored. Bad call, really bad call on my part because this magazine is pure shit. Pictures are lousy, writing is boring, most of what's in there I could give a shit about, really disappointing. Don't believe me? Pick up an issue I dare you, better yet piss away the $7 like I did. Maybe this magazine will make better toilet paper, or insulation for some bum's sleeping bag.
Fuck Jared Leto, I don't even consider "Thirty Seconds to Mars" music.I mixed up some guacamole yesterday, so good, put it on a burger with bacon and smoked gouda.
Vanilla chocolate chip ice cream was purchased today for $2.50. Hell yes, those milkshake's aren't going to make themselves.
At least 10 times a day I'm asked to give to some charity, if not through the internet or people's facebook messages, or TV commercials it's from somewhere else. Yesterday it was from the cashier at the grocery store he tried to get me to give to some Haitian fund, I basically told him to go fuck himself, well I really said "I have strict policy's about giving to the homeless". I was joking of course, listen what's happened is horrible and I feel sort of bad in a kind of wow-that-sucks-for-someone-that-isn't-me way but c'mon I'm on a financial fast and I'm jobless. Btw, my policy on giving away money to someone less fortunate goes like this; If you can entertain me some how you've earned my money, like the blind dude that plays the violin on the N train, but to this day no Haitian has ever entertained me. My girlfriend said to me "You'd feel better donating some money" She couldn't be any more wrong, I don't get any false sense of joy or accomplishment by tossing away $10 assuming that it'll go to some starving kid somewhere. Maybe I'll donate my Nylon Guys' issues.
Don't listen to me, it's the fast food withdrawal talking.
When the financial fast is over I'm taking a road trip out to Jersey to go here
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