I haven't eaten anything in about 24hours, So I'm currently choking down this.
Really nasty, although I love Aunt Jemima, she could get it. Her cooking beats any of my real Aunts real day.My fever is down today, awesome.
Just ran to the store to buy some of these, but I didn't grab any dayquil. So I think I might just take them and be really groggy and out of it today
But enough about my illness.You know what's an asshole move? This
That's right, one of the calling cards of the cheesy/assholey. The Wink. When did winking become acceptable? I've never seen anyone successfully pull of the wink, I've tried myself and I always feel like a complete douche bag. I've got a friend who will occasionally wink at me and I'm caught off guard every time. I usually reply with a double take, followed by a "are-you-kidding-me?" face.I've decided that I need some kind of sidekick. I was thinking a midget would be perfect.
I know midgets aren't pets. But I could definitely take care of one. I could see it now, my little friend and I , dressing up as cowboys and getting into all kinds of shenanigans.
The only problems is, where does one find these mythological creatures? And let's say I go midget hunting and I find their little village somewhere. Once I wrangle one from out of their tree house, how do I tame it? And how many wishes do I get? So complicated, but worth it.
2 comments:
a midget sidekick? that's the first time i've ever heard of an idea like that.
so i was drinking water as im reading your post, and i see the pic of the tiny fellow in the cowboy getup...water went everywhere.
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