A few things are going on in my life right now that I'd like to share with anyone crazy enough to read a blog of mine. Recently I received this really thick envelope in the mail. To my surprise it was from
Reading a little further.
sooooo fucked.
$1,142 I don't have because I'm a stranger to responsibility of all kinds, especially the financial kind. At this moment I'm scrounging together $$$ from anywhere to pay this off before I get hit with penalties or worse. Considering options like sperm donation or medical experimentation.
I've been picking up more shifts at work so I can get this paid off real quick, so far so good.
Until today, where some piece of shit low life mother fucker stole my iphone.
I set it down next to where I was working (for no more than 2minutes) and BAM the douche bag and my phone are gone.
I loved that phone more than I love most people. That phone had been better to me than my family, it kept me delightfully distracted from the shit hole that is my life. I now have to actually look at my surroundings rather than stare away blissfully at my phone. I must now look at people when they talk to me pretending like I give a shit about whatever it is they're saying. And for forcing me to sit wide-eyed to witness this shit show. I wish AIDS on the scumbag and his family. That's right, I hope he contracts some kind of super AIDS that's eats him up slowly and painfully and then somehow spreads to his family and loved ones.
God knows when I'll end up getting a new phone. So if you want to talk to me, you're fucked. Lets face it you were fucked if you wanted to talk to me to begin with. On to the next distraction
I leave you with a drawing of your humble narrator and his best friend, may it rest in peace. seriously I hope that dude gets super AIDS or least cancer
1 comment:
It is called canceraids.
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